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Joke of the Day

"""My advice to you: subtlety."" - The Joker, to Trump"

"I don't really like abortion jokes. The delivery is always sloppy."

"A blonde and a brunette jump off a building. Who hits the ground first? The brunette, because the blonde stopped to ask for directions."

"Some guy beside me farts, so I say : ""Hey! Some arsehole's talking shit behind your back!"""

"The truth You'll never see a church with free wifi. I guess it's because they don't want to compete with an invisible power that actually works"

"What's the difference between a well dressed bicyclist and a poorly dressed unicyclist? Attire."

"Just saw a billboard that said, ""Texting & Driving Is Dangerous!"" Hahaha... that's so lamOMG I JUST HIT A CIRCUS ELEPHANT!!!"

"I think single ply toilet paper is very spiritual. I easily get in touch with my inner self."

"I just got the heebie jeebies. That's what I get for having unprotected sex with a ghost."

"Friday is just Monday with tits."