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"If winning was easy, losers would do it."
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"Hillary Lewinsky's campaign has received an endorsement by... Weird Al Sharpton."
"What do you call the survivors of the holocaust? Residue."
"Knock knock Who's there? Atch. Atch who? Bless you."
"As I was checking into the hotel I asked, 'Is the porn channel disabled?' The girl at the desk said, 'No, you sick bastard'."
"Did you meet the guy who masturbated on the toilet? He came and went."
"Who is responsible for a planes rough landing? It's not the passengers fault, it's the not the flight attendants fault, it's the asphalt."
"""It's all about being confident in the way your butthole looks."" - cats."
"So this guy asked me why I was stirring my coffee with my dick... I told him, ""Shut up, I ordered a small for a reason!"""
"What's better than two roses on your paino? Tulips on your organ."