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Joke of the Day

"What did little Paul Bunyan say when his mom asked him how he damaged his favorite toy? It was an ax-I-dent."

"""What if I tried to put a ball somewhere and you tried to stop me"" -guy who invented sports"

"Why don't we call the Hindenburg... ... the Skytanic?"

"What do you get when you cross Christmas and a Duck? A Christmas-Quacker!"

"What's the difference between a cow and the Twin Towers? You can't milk a cow for 15 years."

"What comes between fear and sex? Funf."

"What happens when you turn a cashew in to the police? You bust a nut"

"what is the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair"

"I read that 83% of prison inmates are Christians...should I be concerned with my safety when I'm up in Heaven?"

"I was going to make a documentary about my sex life but somebody else snatched up the rights to the title. TROLLHUNTER"