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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a cow and the Twin Towers? You can't milk a cow for 15 years."
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"Where's a lesbian's favorite place to shop? The Liquor store"
"I walked into the gym and see a bunch of ladies working out I ask the guy who is running the gym, ""Sir, what machine should I use to impress the ladies?"" He smiles says ""Try the ATM in the lobby""."
"I like my women like I like my coffee Tied up in a sack and thrown on the back of a donkey!"
"Two guys walk into a bar The third one ducks."
"When you ""assume"" you make an ""ass"" out of ""Ume,"" my Hawaiian buddy, who hates assumptions."
"What's Irish and stays out all night? Patio Furniture"
"I ran over some flowers when I was mowing today Whoopsy-daisy!"
"I got gas for $1 today damn bean burritos."
"If I wanted to seduce my mom with fruit... ...should I send her an Oedipal Arrangement?"