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Joke of the Day

"I was going to make a documentary about my sex life but somebody else snatched up the rights to the title. TROLLHUNTER"

"What do you call a hooker with a runny nose??? Full"

"What starts with p and ends in orn Popcorn"

"One of my friends recommend circumcision It wasn't all it was cut out to be"

"I just started watching a documentary about Abu Hamza... I'm hooked!"

"What is the greatest dilemma for a Jewish mother? She learns her son is gay, but he's dating a doctor."

"How do you find Will Smith in the snow? Look for the fresh prints."

"My go-to joke What's blue and fucks grannies? Me in my lucky blue coat! (helps if you say it with a biiiig smile and a little dance)"

"Funniest joke ever Your dick is big"

"Camp Woodland was across the road from a dairy farm. One day the kids saw a large bull. 'Is that bull safe?' someone asked the farmer. 'Safer than you are!' was his answer."