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Joke of the Day
"Why don't we call the Hindenburg... ... the Skytanic?"
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"Yo moma is so old she knew the Great Wall of China when it was just ok"
"[high school] Teacher: do u have your homework? Ryan Lochte: I was murdered last night"
"Watched The Little Mermaid with my girl last night & realized that Aerial could be on an episode of Hoarders. : /"
"[SCIENCE FAIR] ME: It's a Pez dispenser, but for hot Pop-Tarts. PRINCIPAL: This fair is for kids. OTHER PARENT: Shut up, let him finish."
"Java programmers do it with... class."
"What do you call 4 dogs and a black bird? Spice girls"
"What's green and smells like pig shit? Kermit's finger."
"My girlfriend and I are having a disagreement. She wants a huge wedding with 500 guests and a piano player... I want us to see other people."
"How do you make a Hindu self destruct? Press the red button"