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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you cross Christmas and a Duck? A Christmas-Quacker!"
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"There's nothing more disappointing for a woman than finding out a bearded guy in a flannel shirt is a hipster and not a lumberjack."
"TIL that 1 in 3 Women are Battered. ...And to think I have been eating them plain all this time."
"fart liner ""Did you hear what that asshole said?"" ""No, What?"" ""Oh Shit!"""
"Yesterday a bird crashed into my window... ..of course that's what I was willing it to do, so everything worked out great."
"Why was the computer programmer single? Because he couldn't commit."
"What do American beers and Sex in a Canoe have in common? They are both fucking close to water!"
"What happens when you witness a shipwreck? You let it sink in."
"I asked Nurse Joy if she could examine me. She said ""I'll take a Pikachu."""
"There was a fire at the Yankee Candle store. 8 killed. 19 injured. 1200 soothed."