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Joke of the Day
"What comes between fear and sex? Funf."
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"Open letter to the mods of /r/jokes C"
"I'm cooking some SpaghettiOs in nothing but my underwear. All of a sudden, Chef Ramsay bursts into my kitchen and beats the shit out of me."
"What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus? It only takes one nail to hang a picture."
"Me: if u take an opinion and subtract 3.14, you're just left with onion. pretty crazy huh Girl at the bar im flirting with: *takes 9 shots*"
"I learned today that I'm still a reddit noob."
"I may be weird, but everyone needs a buddy who will show up at 2 a.m. and help get the dead zebra out of the septic tank without judging you"
"Where do space monsters live? In far distant terror-tory."
"Kid: Mommy, mommy! Can I lick the bowl? Mom: No, you have to flush it like everyone else."
"*stares into distance* Distance: Please stop staring. It's rude."