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Joke of the Day

"I read that 83% of prison inmates are Christians...should I be concerned with my safety when I'm up in Heaven?"

"My city is holding their annual incest competition... I've entered my sister..."

"What do you call a lazy baker? A loafer..."

"What do you call an Asian man with one leg? Tie Won Shoo"

"What did the spider say to the fly ? We're getting married do you want to come to the webbing ?"

"A woman at Wal-mart said she was better than me. I told her to get off her high scooter."

"Don't ever date an Aztec woman.. They will rip your god damn heart out."

"I've heard addicts claim that heroin became their ""God"" but... ...they're always taking his name in vein."

"My 5 year old just ended a phone call with ""I gotta jump, Daddy. I'm out."" And now everyone in my house is officially cooler than me."

"Tried to make a joke in my math class and no one laughed. I think they were 2/10's."