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Joke of the Day
"what is the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair"
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"Did you hear about the girl who died in the Italian restaurant? She pasta way."
"*Arrives to save damsel in distress* Me: ""Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your--"" Rapunzel: ""I have a boyfriend."" Dragon flying by: ""BURN!!"""
"The Three Rs of Reddit Repost, reuse,recycle."
"Knock knock. ""Who's there?"" Christopher Walken. ""Christopher Walken who?"" Christopher Walken and then walk out after his weird cameo."
"What do thesauruses eat for breakfast? Synonym rolls."
"I stopped writing poetry when I realized their only value was to threaten to read them to people if they didn't do what I wanted."
"I always wondered why Pikachu's electric shock blasts off team rocket but not Ash. I guess Ash is just better grounded."
"I don't hold grudges or plot for revenge, I will simply send a bunch of Jehovah's witnesses to your door...on a daily basis."
"My friend told me how electricity is measured and I was like watt"