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Joke of the Day
"Beards eventually grow on you. Title"
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"My grandmother is like a fine wine that grows more racist with every year."
"What's the most redundant sentence you can come up with? -department of redundancy department"
"No officer,YOU`RE going the wrong way."
"What does Santa say to the elves after they make the toys? Leave my presents"
"Ladies, Admit it. Sometimes you look down at your own boobs and think ""Wow, this is Awesome!"""
"I just thought of a really funny joke... but I forgot it."
"Why can't your penis be 12 inches? Because then it'd be a foot"
"How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None... They just sit in the dark and bitch about it."
"""Every dog has his day,"" they used to say. Still, no one was quite prepared that morning Emperor Mister Pickles marched his army into town."