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Joke of the Day

"Beards eventually grow on you. Title"

"Why can't Indiana Jones find a long lasting relationship? Bad dates."

"Just saw a bumper sticker that said ""supprt your local beaver"" or maybe it said ""support your local brewer"" either way it's sound advice."

"There are 10 kinds of people in this world... Those who understand Binary and those who don't... Source: Boredomtheraphy.com"

"We were driving past the graveyard and my dad asks: ""Do you know why I can't be buried there?"" ""Why not?"" ""Because I'm not dead yet, Son."""

"As a kid, I put snowballs in the blender to make a slushy. Snowballs was a good cat..."

"What's a bisexual's favourite food item? Chestnuts"

"A man was hospitalized with 6 plastic horses up his ass. The doctors described his condition as stable."

"Did you hear about the sexually frustrated lawyer? He got off on a technicality."

"Bethesda Softworks announce that Fallout 4 will be postponed until April 2016 Don't worry you are on the jokes section"