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Joke of the Day
"Ladies, Admit it. Sometimes you look down at your own boobs and think ""Wow, this is Awesome!"""
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"When you run out of milk from a cow you move to the UDDER one."
"What is the difference between dog shit and black people? One eventually turns white and stops stinking."
"Why do women have legs? Have you seen the mess snails make?"
"My girlfriend broke up with me because I'm too much of an environmentalist... Oh well, not many fish left in the sea"
"How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend? He gave her a ring."
"*pulls home cooked meal out of oven* *family awkwardly stares at me* Yup, this is definitely not my house."
"The Humane Society will give Donald Trump $5 if he releases that thing on his head back into the woods."
"I'm rubber, you're glue. We are both very handy and have a variety of practical uses."
"A gun walks into a bar... And says ""Hey bartender - I need to get loaded."" The bartender says ""Ok, I'll get you a few rounds."""