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Joke of the Day

"I just thought of a really funny joke... but I forgot it."

"What do Mexicans use to cut their pizza? Little Caesars. ...I'll see myself out."

"Why can't a bike stand on its own ? Because it's two tired."

"What's the worst part about eating your vegetables? Putting them back in the wheel chair."

"Turns out my vasectomy didn't stop us from having more kids. Turns out my vasectomy didn't stop us from having more kids, it just made them a different colour."

"A girl at my work is going to be having a baby. I haven't decided which one yet though."

"Donald Trump, for the first time in his life, he goes and applies for a job And gets the position of President of the US"

"Me: Liar, liar, pants on fire! Nose as long as a telephone wire! Daughter: A telephone WHAT? Me: Wire. Daughter: That doesn't make sense."

"I am the Anti-Hammer. You can touch this. Go ahead. Touch it! ANTI-HAMMER TIME!"

"Organic chemistry is difficult. Those who study it have alkynes of trouble."