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"No officer,YOU`RE going the wrong way."
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"A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, ""hey, why the long face?"" The horse says, ""I have cancer."""
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"Noah was the only man notified before Chuck Norris relieved himself in the Atlantic Ocean."
"What's black and runny Moses Kiptanui"
"I don't get how Bono is such a great philanthropist... I mean, isn't it a little selfish of him to do everything ""pro bono""?"
"Y'know, a lot of conflict in the Wild West could have been avoided with a little foresight by the city planners. All they had to do was make that town big enough for the two of them."
"You name it, my mother knows somebody who died of it."
"What do you call a man with no arms and no legs laying in a pile of leaves? Russel."
"ME: someone stole my credit card number BANK: why would they spend $187 at a hot dog stand? ME: [hangs head in shame] that wasn't them"