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Joke of the Day

"What's the most redundant sentence you can come up with? -department of redundancy department"

"There are 10 types of people in this world, those that understand hexadecimal, F the rest."

"If you've had your name called over the PA system at a grocery store, you're now famous enough to compete on Dancing with the Stars."

"How do I know when my girlfriend is having an orgasm? ... My hormones"

"How did the captain describe the newborn puppy? son-of-a-b***h..!!!"

"did you hear about the Chinese lift repairman? , it was Wong on so many levels."

"Me: how was your date? Friend: I ruined her panties. M: Wow that's hot man. F: No she got food poisoning from my cooking, bro."

"Why don't people like to play uno with Mexicans? Because they always steal the green cards...."

"This girl came up to me today and said she recognized me from Vegetarian Club. I was a bit confused, seeing how I'd never met herbivore."

"I asked my math teacher if he wanted to rent an apartment with me Then he went on some tangent about needing a co-sign."