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Joke of the Day
"Why can't your penis be 12 inches? Because then it'd be a foot"
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"How embarrassing would it be if Facebook automatically updated statuses to what you where doing. ""Billy is alone in his room."""
"Why did the traffic light turn red? Because it saw the other one changing!"
"Where can you find best mother fuckers? In league of legends ~silver elo"
"Looking for some tasteless Gabrielle Giffords jokes"
"I wouldn't do well in war because the bravest thing I've ever done was post an Instagram photo with no filter."
"Why did brass and steel team-up together during the war? Because they were alloys."
"What do you call spaghetti disguised as linguine? Faux-teccine"
"Policewoman: Anything you say can and will be held against you. Driver: Boobs."
"What was the last thing Beethoven accomplished? Decomposing"