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Joke of the Day
"My grandmother is like a fine wine that grows more racist with every year."
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"Beethoven:Who wants to hear some Symphonies? *crowd goes wild B:I SAID WHO WANTS TO HEAR SOME SYMPHONIES *crowd goes nuts B:I CANT HEAR YOU!"
"What do rappers like on their burritos? Waka Flakamole I'll show myself out"
"Pandora thinking I want to hear a Coldplay song should count as cyberbullying"
"I would never let my kids watch the orchestra Way too much sax and violins."
"I feel old whenever someone tells me they were born in the 90's."
"What's your best racist joke? I was just looking for some good racially insensitive jokes for my friends. Gimme your worst, Reddit."