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Joke of the Day
"Have you ever tried to eat a clock? It's time consuming."
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"Why do credit cards not work in France? They don't understand the concept of charging."
"My father in law is one of those ""deep sigh until someone asks what's wrong"" kind of women."
"If the government keeps doing nothing for much longer, it will get its own reality show on E!"
"""There's no such thing as a stupid opinion."" Said the world's first feminist"
"Guy finds secret trick into heaven... Gods hate him"
"What do you call a woman who obsesses over learning about sex? An info-maniac."
"If everybody became a zombie, which zombie would be the most life-threatening one? None of them, since everybody is already dead."
"Follow your dreams, do what you love, and you'll never work a day in your life! Because they're not hiring in that field."
"[First date] So what do you do for a living? ""I'm a florist"" WHY DON'T YOU LIKE THE FLOOR? WHAT HAS IT DONE TO YOU, IS IT BECAUSE IT'S LAVA?"