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Joke of the Day

"Reddit: I'm looking for some offensive jokes, lets hear em! It doesn't matter if you or I are offended, only that SOMEONE is offended."

"some days you look in the mirror and all you see is a Botero painting"

"I bought a Lamborghini that tells dark jokes It goes from 0-100 real fast"

"69 is the kamikaze of oral sex .. If I'm going down you're coming with me."

"The cop jokes on this sub are getting out of hand All the black jokes keep getting shot down."

"A photon... Checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs help with his luggage to which the photon replies, ""No thanks, I'm traveling light."""

"What is the difference between michael jackson and pimples? Pimples wait until you're thirteen before they come all over your face."

"Whats the difference between a hippy chick and a washing machine? When you drop a load in, it doesn't follow you around for 6 months trying to get spun. 8)"

"What do you call a group of spoiled children? The government"

"I've spent all day trying to convince people on Reddit I'm French. I give up."