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Joke of the Day
"My favorite part of Zumba is mortgaging my house to pay the chiropractor."
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"Why did the angry jedi cross the road? To get to the dark side"
"Shout out to everybody home for the holidays telling their family about conversations that happened online by saying ""My, uh... friend said..."""
"A black kid has diarrhea... ...and he runs screaming to his mom: ""Momm, momm, I am melting!!"""
"Wifi went down during family dinner tonight. One kid started talking and I didn't know who he was."
"It is literally impossible to prove that Harry Potter wasn't just in his parents basement on acid the whole time"
"My friend is afraid of fruit. So I told him to grow a pear."
"Whats the difference between Zoidburg and Snowden? both accused of treason for expressing their freedom but Zoidburg didn't get his marshmallows!"
"""Engagement"" can mean either planning to marry or initiating combat. Coincidence?"
"Since we seem to be terrified of homosexuals, it would seem that the key to conquering America would be to attack us with an all-Gay army."