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Joke of the Day

"How does every racist joke begin? With a quick look around the room."

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"Yo momma,.. Yo momma is so stupid, that when they play *Do the brown* she thinks its *Dodo brown* and the bitch shits on herself each time."
"What do you call a dog with no hind legs and stainless steel testicles? Sparky."
"If you're in your car, go ahead and pick your nose, because the car makes you invisible."
"How does every racist joke start? With a look over your shoulder."
"Why did the Mexicans only bring 5000 people to the Alamo? They only had two vans"
"A joke from 1892 ""...one nation, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all."""
"*passes thru suburbs* roll up ur window, son. this is a bad neighborhood. this is where ppl who comment on newspaper articles live"
"What's the difference between black people and cancer? Cancer got Jobs"
"How do you cure a nymphomaniac? Marry her."