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Joke of the Day
"How does every racist joke begin? With a quick look around the room."
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"What did one lonely penis say to the other? I just want to belong."
"""This is literally the worst beer I've ever tasted."" *finishes six pack*"
"Why won't bankers go to the opera? Because they quickly lose interest"
"When I die use my body to block up a water slide. No one should have fun once I'm gone"
"What do you use to search for anime in Google? Weabooleans"
"I used to be extremely afraid of hurdles... but I got over it."
"Teacher: What is the difference between lightning and electricity? Alexander: I know you do not have to pay for lightning."
"Have you noticed that jokes starting with have you noticed' are usually shit!"
"Emperor: How are my elite troops doing on Endor? Vader: They were all viciously murdered by teddy bears. Emperor: That sounds plausible."