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Joke of the Day
"*looks up from pestle and mortar ""Powdering this baby is HARD!"""
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"Go for someone who is not only proud to have you but will also take every risk just to be with you."
"What do you call a crappy skin cream? DisappointmentTM"
"A scotsman, an englishman and an irishman walk into a bar and the bartender says, ""What is this? Some kind of a joke?"""
"What happens when your scrotum touches the edge of the toilet bowl? Ebowla."
"You can be the most beautiful woman on the planet but if you can't cook don't worry I can"
"""Don't make me regret this."" -things I think when accepting a friend request."
"What do you call a person who uses multiple accounts to upvote their own memes? Unidank"
"""Wow you're one of the nicest old ladies I've ever met!""- me, loudly to a random old lady so my mom can hear"
"What do you call a midget fortune teller who kills his customers? A small medium at large."