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Joke of the Day
"I said ""I'm not going to repeat myself"""
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"A woman got breast implants made of wood yesterday... It would be funny if this joke had a punchline. Wooden tit."
"What are a plumber's favorite shoes? Clogs"
"there has been like five kardashian birthdays in the last two months wow i actually can't keep up with the kardashians"
"An app that tells you the cleanest highway bathrooms. Why isn't this a thing yet."
"A working class man goes to a fancy restaurant He just finished ordering his appetizer when the waiter asks ""Entree?"". The man says ""No! On a plate!"""
"Why did the picture go to jail? Because it was framed."
"I changed my phone ringtone to the doorbell sound bc I don't answer that either."
"What do engineers use for birth control? Personality."
"My wife just put lipstick on. She only does this on special occasions...you know what's next fellas..... We're going to church."