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Joke of the Day

"How many Vietnam Vets does it take to change a light bulb? What, you don't know? Well I guess you weren't FUCKING THERE, MAN!"

"Teacher to lil Donal Trump Teacher: what you want to be when you grow up? lil Donald: I want to be Donald Trump because I'm rich, very...rich."

"I like to skip when I'm carrying my flamethrower cause no one ever suspects a skipping girl of starting fires."

"Anything u say can & will be used against u, in an argument, 10 months from now, because I'm a woman. And, we never forget. Anything. Ever."

"I don't really care who wins the elections as long as everyone had fun out there."

"Detective: someone's been stealing boats, can we look in your basement? Me: I don't have a basement *sound of foghorn from basement*"

"Did you hear about the infection who made a Youtube video? He went viral..."

"A Meteorologist's best subject is small talk. They only talk about the weather."

"Why don't neo-nazis use the forward button on their browsers? Because they Alt-Right instead."

"What's a rednecks favorite part of archaology? Relative dating"