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Joke of the Day
"Meltdowns are what happens when you compartmentalize your thoughts, but forget to label them."
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"First Post Knock knock Who's there? Immigration, let's go."
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"Why do they call wood carving ""whittling""? Because you start with a bigger piece of wood, and you make it whittler."
"what's the difference between a normal consumer and a prostitute? A normal consumer aims to get the most bang for their buck. A prostitute aims to get the most buck for their bang."