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Joke of the Day

"What do you call an animal that doesn't matter? Irrelephant."

"What did the green grape say to the purple grape? Breathe"

"Way to disappoint me, things that aren't cheese."

"Do you think you'd make a good sniper? [ ] Yes [ ] No "

"The worst thing about Hillary Clinton is she can't dicks out for Harambe even if she wanted to. Even Michelle can do that."

"*Attempts to use 'I have a boyfriend' meme* Meme: I have a boyfriend."

"We need to make music cool again people. If you go home with someone and they have a Justin Bieber CD in their music collection, don't fcuk them."

"A Mexican athlete finally got a medal at the Olympics. The police are still searching for him."

"[Last Supper] Jesus:""We need 13 chairs please"" Judas:""But chairs don't fall into common usage until the 16th century AD"" Jesus:""AD?"""

"What did the cannibal say to the explorer? ''Nice to meat you''!"