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Joke of the Day
"What does a man with no honey do? He cantaloupe."
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"There was a really horrible sound coming from my car, so I asked Siri to identify it. Skrillex."
"I've always wondered why baseball was getting bigger ...and then it hit me"
"There I was, waiting to pay for my landscaping materials, when suddenly... ...I was charged for aggregated basalt."
"An Irishman walks past a bar..."
"Two guys were competing to see who could masturbate into menswear the fastest... in the end it didn't matter, they both came in a tie."
"What do you call a cow that will go down in history? Legendairy [From my young daughter]"
"I went for a run today. What the hell is wrong with you people why would you do this to yourself you need help."
"Why am I subscribed to r/History I just realized there never anything new there"
"Cracked me up when I was 5, still cracks me up as an adult. Why do gorillas have such big nostrils? Because they have such big fingers!"