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Joke of the Day
"I've always wondered why baseball was getting bigger ...and then it hit me"
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"launch my dead body into space but not too far away. if my calculations are correct, i will win the public pool splash contest in 2076"
"A man walks into a bar And says ouch. Hello Caldera! I'll be here all week!"
"[me on a ledge] COP: (through megaphone) WE'VE CALLED SOMEONE WHO CAN HELP! *Kris Kross steps out of a police van*"
"What do you call a wandering caveman? A meanderthal."
"What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry Potter can escape the chambers"
"Are you on Facebook ? Cos I sure would like to Poke You"
"If you teach a Pokemon substitute.. Does that mean you're a substitute teacher?"
"Shut up laundry.Nobody wants to do you."
"What was Marie Curie's fitness program on the airwaves called? Radio-Activity"