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Joke of the Day

"I went for a run today. What the hell is wrong with you people why would you do this to yourself you need help."

"cocaine jokes cracks me up all the time"

"What does a cow like to do by a campfire? Roast Moosmallows!"

"What's black on top and white on the bottom? RAPE."

"I once knew a dyslexic priest He always said ""woof"" instead of ""amen""."

"You could call a woman beautiful 100 times and she'll never remember it. But call her ugly once and she'll never forget it. You know why? Because an elephant never forgets."

"The odds of being killed by a shark are 1 in 3,748,067. So if you know 3,748,066 people who haven't been killed by a shark: avoid the ocean."

"I hate horror movies where everything goes back to normal at the end. You just had a demon inside you, but yeah, let's go for pancakes."

"What's Hitler's favorite video game? Mein Kraft."

"How do I change the ring on my phone to an onion ring?"