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Joke of the Day
"Why am I subscribed to r/History I just realized there never anything new there"
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"*feminist at thanksgiving dinner* ""dad will u use your white privilege to pass the salt"""
"[lawyer whispers to plaintiff] two can play this game ""Your honor. Upsexy."" Judge: what's upsexy? ""that's harassment. move to change venues"""
"I tried to walk into Target But I missed. - Mitch Hedberg"
"The dictator forced everyone to work in the butter industry. Some men just want to watch the world churn."
"Two goldfish were in their tank... Two goldfish were in their tank. One turned to the other and said, ""You man the guns; I'll drive."""
"How much sex does one of God's brides have? Nun"
"For real now, how many animals can you fit into one single pair of panty hose 2 calves, an ass, a beaver, an assload of hares, 1 cameltoe and 1 fish Noone can find"
"Apparently ""some assembly required"" is IKEA for ""here's a beech tree and some nails."""
"A miracle birth, then resurrection. Accept Frosty the Snowman as your personal savior."