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Joke of the Day

"There was a really horrible sound coming from my car, so I asked Siri to identify it. Skrillex."

"What do you call a man with a small penis? Justin"

"Which is the best kind of dinosaur to play hide & seek with? An I-Don't-Think- He-Saurus"

"I miss the good ol' days, when no one had a clue what 'gluten' was."

"Five out of six people are okay with Russian Roulette... ... The sixth one loves it to death."

"Children Fever Me and my wife decided that we don't want to have children anymore. So anybody who wants one can leave us their phone number and address and we will bring you one."

"Worrying is so stupid. It's like carrying an umbrella waiting for it to rain."

"Today I will be communicating exclusively through farts and meows"

"Why do Jews have big noses? Because the air is free."

"Super Mario is so unrealistic. No brother would ever help find his missing sister in law."