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Joke of the Day

"Two guys were competing to see who could masturbate into menswear the fastest... in the end it didn't matter, they both came in a tie."

"I wonder if back street boys have there own lunch room? a Bac-a-teria.THANK YOU ,THANK YOU VERY MUCH LADIES AND GERMS."

"""Excuse me, this coffee tastes like mud."" Waiter- ""Yes sir, it's fresh ground."""

"Why did the Oregon State psychology major climb up the chain link fence? To see what was on the other side."

"Finally successful enough to have ""haters"", still not successful enough to be successful"

"What happens after someone kills a joke? It goes to Valhaha."

"Expected delivery while I was out so left courier a note saying ""Please leave with neighbour"". I've just seen them heading off together."

"I took a selfie with my uncle. Everyone behind us shook their heads. I never know how to behave at wakes."

"My pet anteater just ate my dad's sister! Turns out it was an aunteater..."

"Why did the tadpole feel lonely ? Because he was newt to the area !"