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Joke of the Day

"An Irishman walks past a bar..."

"Have you heard the myth about how the internet was created? It's an Allegory."

"Just told my toddler to eat 5 bites of her dinner, to which she replied I was horrible. So I counted the number 3 twice. Biotch."

"How is a moil like a mashgiach? (How is the person who circumcises infants like the person who inspects kosher restaurants?) Their job is to make sure there's no cheese on the meat!"

"There's a new perfume being marketed to the super rich that contains a singular ingredient... ...it's called One Pure Scent."

"Did you hear about the dancer's birthday? It was a tappy one!"

"the divorce rate among my socks is astonishing"

"Don't worry if a fat guy comes to kidnap you... I told Santa all I want for Christmas is you."

"Congratulations on passing your test! You are HIV-positive"

"Did you hear about that new restaurant they put on the moon? Supposed to have great food but there's just no atmosphere..."