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Joke of the Day

"Cracked me up when I was 5, still cracks me up as an adult. Why do gorillas have such big nostrils? Because they have such big fingers!"

"So a bear walks into a bear... and says, ""Sorry, I didn't see you there."" - my daughter, age 5"

"What happened to the cow who jumped over the barb wire fence? Udder destruction"

"What do people and pizza have in common? If they're black, they can't feed a family."

"whats the difference between Court and Supreme Court? Supreme Court comes with sour cream and guac."

"First date Her: So what do you do? Him: I'm currently trying to eliminate all cancers Her: Wow, impressive Him: Then I'll move on to Virgos"

"Why did God give men penises? So they'd have at least one way to shut a woman up."

"So Apple wants to diversify their company... They should just press the home button three times."

"What's the difference between pussy and parsley? Nobody eats parsley."

"how do you catch a unique cat? unique up on it. (im sorry)"