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Joke of the Day

"Cracked me up when I was 5, still cracks me up as an adult. Why do gorillas have such big nostrils? Because they have such big fingers!"

"You see two puppies. ""Awwwww!"" But they're cannibal puppies! ""Ahhhhhhh!"" One puppy eats the other! ""Ewwwww!"" Then he takes a nap. ""Awwwww!"""

"The hardness of butter is directly proportional to the softness of the bread."

"Why did the bear eat his phone? It was a black berry..."

"Fun Fact: If you answer your phone, ""Christ speaking"", 70% of the callers will hang up on you. You're welcome."

"Was watching family feud, I don't think The announcer was N'SYNC"

"*clears throat and reads from the ancient parchment* i love big tittys"

"why can't coffee conduct electricity? because it is grounded"

"It's a good thing Gatorade was invented at the University of Florida and not Florida State University. Because then it would be Seminole fluid."

"Why are 90 degree angles so cocky? Because they are always right"