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Joke of the Day
"A Muslim started a line of sex toys ... He specializes in blow up dolls."
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"I shot my first Turkey today. Scared the shit out of everyone in the frozen food section, it was awesome!"
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"A wife told his husband to whisper her dirty things, the man then replied, ""The kitchen, the living room, the conservatory and the dining room."""
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