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Joke of the Day

"What is brown and runny? Usain Bolt"

"So did you hear about the cannibal that broke into the gay hospital? At least he's getting his fruits and vegetables now."

"There used to be an ad campaign that said ""go to work on an egg""... I tried that, the egg wouldn't move and eventually it cracked, so I went to work on a bicycle as I usually do."

"What do you call a robot dressed in drag? A transition metal."

"The interesting thing about the Royal wedding is ... ..... exactly ...."

"Do you like pudding? Bill Cosby like pudding his dick where it didn't belong."

"I bet at least ONE of Leonardo DiCaprio's friends has called him Leotard. Probably Mark Wahlberg..."

"A whale asks his dad ""Dad where do I come from"" The father whale replies, ""well from my penis"" ""Oh. Thanks."" Responded.the junior whale ""You're whalecum"""

"If Trump replaces Obama... Orange really will be the new black."

"At this point, websites with sudden talking ads have probably taken more years off my life than smoking ever could."