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Joke of the Day

"The Russian version of ""How I Met Your Mother"" is just a single episode showing a guy browsing a web page."

"How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side"

"What did Matthew McConaughey say when he got a scholarship? Fulbright, fulbright, fulbright..."

"Two blondes walk into a bar. You would think one of them would have seen it."

"Want to hear a dirty joke? A white horse fell into mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Three men taking a shower together."

"What did the super-fan sheep say to Obama? You Bahhhhhh-Rock!"

"What's black and white and makes a lot of noise? A zebra with a set of drums."

"Why did Monica Lewinsky vote Republican? Because Democrat left a bad taste in her mouth!"

"I try to refrain from farting while I masturbate. For I am a gentleman."

"Every time I get an AIDS test, I'm convinced it's going to come back positive And every time I'm right."