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Joke of the Day
"I won the prize for laziest person a live... I got a-trophy"
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"*uses Mr. Clean magic eraser to wipe off your drawn on eyebrows*"
"So that's what ""Tiger blood"" means!"
"Bond, Jamaal Bond A black James Bond? Wouldn't work, he'd be pulled over every 15 minutes for driving an Aston Martin."
"I used to be a banker...... but then I got fired."
"After several drinks last night, I had a great Buzz. Unfortunately I was no longer able to get a Woody."
"Dear Abby My name is Gloria Mae and I'm from Tennessee. I'm 14 years old and am still a virgin. Is my brother gay?"
"Where do most illegal immigrants go in America? Allah-bama."
"How do you tell a chemist no? Nitrogen Monoxide"
"What does a Nazi reach for when he has a head cold? Mein Camphor"