193028

Joke of the Day

"My wife wants me to get my coffee at home to save money. If she really wants me to save money she should give me sex at home."

"Did you see the clown that hides from morons?"

"If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to do it?"

"It'd be pretty messed up if the cure for cancer was in those end-slices of bread."

"I'm watching a guy on tv who makes a living simply by having opinions about hockey wondering which one of us is the bigger pile of shit."

"People say I never explain myself enough..."

"TIFU: I posted my FU in /r/jokes"

"My Father was never proud of me One day he asked me, ""how old are you."" I said, ""I'm five"" he said,""when I was your age, I was six"""

"TIL ""saltpeter"" is a casual term for potassium nitrate. The more you KNO..."

"My girlfriend thinks I'm a stalker. Well, she's not exactly my girlfriend yet."