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Joke of the Day

"If Chuck Norris wants your opinion, he'll beat it into you."

"Mexicans are so good at basketball It's in there blood. They can Run, Jump, Shoot and steal."

"Why did the blonde cross the road? I don't know. Neither did she!"

"the good news is the doctor says I'm healthy as a horse, the bad news is she still uses large farm animals to describe me...."

"What is a toilet in Ancient Mexico? Aztec."

"I can guess how many times you've had sex... 0! about 99% of you guys just had your minds *blown*"

"Every time I delete a selfie, I imagine the sound of a Gremlin being burned alive by the sunlight."

"Drugs can help you land a girl. You just have to make sure to pour them in the right drink"

"What Does Pink Floyd and Princess Diana Have in Common? Their biggest hit was the wall."

"Him: I think you're my soul mate. Me: I'm so SO sorry for you."