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Joke of the Day
"Why didn't the melon get married? Because it can't elope."
Next Joke
"If you think about it, malls are really just bazaar."
"u don't need dangerous marijuana pot get high on life -ride a bike -read a good book -make a sacrifice to the dark lord -watch a sunset"
"How do fish party Seaweed"
"Being a hypochondriac is going to save my life one of these days"
"If Osama Bin Laden really wanted to cripple America he'd attack Facebook"
"I told my parents I wanted a panda for christmas. all I got was a white x6"
"My period is late ."
"FIFA Ethics Committee"
"I don't really care who came first, the chicken or the egg. I'm just glad somebody decided both could be broken and fried."