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Joke of the Day
"I bet Jesus would have instagrammed a lot of pics of wine."
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"Your mom thinks she's anorexic Whenever she looks in the mirror she sees a fat woman."
"Had a fight with a money wasp once I got a *paysting*"
"Guys, I think Trump's immigration policies just might work China built a wall and they have like, no Mexicans."
"Pancake day has really crepe'd up on me this year."
"I hope the Olympics has taught kids and parents that in real life you do not get a trophy just for participating."
"What's the best drink for a dog? An old faschund."
"Why do ghosts never age? They use Bootox."
"Dog 1: Help me with this crossword clue. Outer covering of a tree. 4 letters. Dog 2: woof? Dog 1: You're not even trying."
"Knock, knock Knock knock. Who's there? Europe. Europe who? No you're a poo!"