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Joke of the Day
"Your mom thinks she's anorexic Whenever she looks in the mirror she sees a fat woman."
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"Why did the Khmer Rouge smoke weed? Because Pol Pot's followers are called Potheads."
"Yeah, it IS true that migrants do the jobs you don't wanna do. Like being a suicide bomber."
"I would rather wander around a store for 9 hours than ask an employee where something is and this I do not understand"
"PhD... or Pizza Hut Deliveryman After many years of studying at a university, I've finally become a PhD... or Pizza Hut Deliveryman as people call it."
"Alcohol is a misunderstood vitamin."
"Man buns are just the beginning, next thing you know it'll be ok for men to have anything on their heads, like a goat or a small child"
"I judge every book by its cover: ""Too smart for me"" is what I say and then look at Twitter on my phone."
"Q: How do you fix a broken tuba? A: With a ""tuba glue."""
"If you have to pick up 9 cans on your desk before you find the one with beer in it, you........ you'd forget the fucking punch line too."