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Joke of the Day
"Your mom thinks she's anorexic Whenever she looks in the mirror she sees a fat woman."
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"Donald Trump used to enjoy having first wife Ivana.... sit on his knees so he could raise and lower her. Guess not the first time he bounced a Czech."
"Men do what they want and skip the rest. They're straightforward. If he doesn't call, he doesn't want to talk. If he calls, he's horny."
"What do you find in a pumpkins pants? A Halloweenie!"
"Why does Arnold Schwarzenegger kill all the bugs at his ex girlfriend's house? He's her ex-terminator"
"What the definition of a will? It's a dead giveaway."
"What's a Yankee? It's like a quickie except you do it yourself."
"My friend wrote a crossover of Dukes of Hazzard and Knight Rider It was good, General Lee speaking."
"ME: *pulling up my pants* What's the prognosis, Doc? DOCTOR: You've got cancer. ME: WHAT?! DOCTOR: Haha. Jk. I'm not a doctor."
"Another day, another nope."