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Joke of the Day

"How did a Hispanic farmer propose to his girlfriend? With arroz."

"what does a frozen beer, burnt pizza, and pregnant girl all have in common? they all happened because some dumbass didn't pull it out in time."

"I'm still waiting for the episode of Extreme Home Make Over where they demolish a hobo's cardboard box and build him a crate..."

"Guys, enough with the fat jokes.. Can't you see I've got enough on my plate already"

"I took my son to the zoo yesterday. Really did they accept him?"

"A Canadian psychologist is selling a video that teaches you how to test your dog's IQ. Here's how it works: If you spend $12.99 for the video, your dog is smarter than you."

"Holiday tip: remember, you only have a few days left to drop out of people's lives to avoid buying gifts. You're welcome."

"So there's two fishes in a tank... One turn to the other and says: Dude, you know how to ride this thing?"

"Forget ""once you go black you never go back"" I say ""For that special occasion go caucasian"""

"Sorry I called animal control about your children but I really think those tranquilizer darts did the trick."