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Joke of the Day

"I hope the Olympics has taught kids and parents that in real life you do not get a trophy just for participating."

"What's the difference between my ex girlfriend and ebola? At least Ebola will finish me off"

"I hate myself for laughing, but a joke my grandpa told me.. What do you call 5 black people having sex? A Three some."

"Cold War Hungarian Joke Communism is the noble struggle by the proletariat to overcome problems that only exist under Communism."

"[God making African animals] Screw it. Just put stripes on a horse, make that water lizard really big, and put spots on a really tall deer."

"My teeth are so crooked they should run for office."

"/r/jokes http://i.imgur.com/i9mD9jZ.gifv I don't remember what that link is, used this cuz reddit says I need text here to post."

"Dads are like boomerangs.... I hope. Edit: Guys I'm so confused, wtf is going on"

"I never really liked Robin Williams movies. They may be funny, but they keep hanging around.^I'll^see^myself^out..."

"A man walks into a bar and tells a joke that has been posted on reddit before. I only know because no one would shut the fuck up about it."