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Joke of the Day
"Why do ghosts never age? They use Bootox."
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"[Request] Best One liners I just want to hear some of the best..."
"Which UK party will the sleeping pigs be voting for in May? The Lay-Boar Party."
"What do you get is you cross a ghost with a packet of potato chips? Snacks that go crunch in the night."
"What do you call a person who speaks three languages? Trilingual! Two Languages? Bilingual! Only one language? Americans~"
"Marriage joke A little boy says, Dad, I've heard that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her.' Son,' says the dad. That happens everywhere.'"
"My son said, ""Do you ever look at yourself in the mirror and think, 'My life has been a complete failure.'?"" I said, ""Not unless you're standing behind me."""