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Joke of the Day
"Had a fight with a money wasp once I got a *paysting*"
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"They say Republicans are toxic and Democrats are stupid. And they're right. Just kidding they're fags."
"What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts are a dollar fifty. Deer nuts are always under a buck... I'll see myself out now."
"What Do you call 20 Millionaires watching the Superbowl? The Dallas Cowboys"
"""Hey, I finally watched that movie you've been wanting me to see..."" ""Oh, so you finally saw Back to the Future?"" ""Sure did!"" ""It's about time!"""
"How did hitler tie his shoes? In little nazis"
"My old frog of 10 years finally croaked last night He'd been mute for years"
"What do you call someone who is not nice? Denice. (De-nice)"
"People cry about homeless dogs... Yet it's free to adogt them and no one dogs..."
"Whoever said technology would replace all paper obviously hasn't tried wiping their but with an IPad."