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Joke of the Day
"Knock, knock Knock knock. Who's there? Europe. Europe who? No you're a poo!"
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"A man's wife asks him: ""Have you ever considered having a threesome with me for a change?"" ""To be honest, having twosomes with you would be already be a change"""
"Why are there no good jokes about the Jonestown Massacre? The punchline is too long."
"I like my cream like I like my slaves. Whipped. *I'm so sorry*"
"What idiot called it the toaster and not the tanning bread?"
"Me: Do you like the new ceiling fan? Her: Yeah, but the fan light is really dull. Fan light: Ok wow like I'm right here"
"If Reza from the show ""Shah's of Sunset"" wrote a book... Would he call it, ""Memoirs of a Gay Shah?"""
"Where do facts come from? The factory."
"Why is Trump never on top? Because he always fucks up."
"She said she liked bad boys. So I de-alphabetized her DVD's and set fire to her little yippie dogs. Still didn't get laid. Fucking women."