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Joke of the Day

"Her: Babe! Be careful! The stove is hot! Me winking and leaning on the stove: You're Hot, Baby. 911: What's your emergency?"

"What do you call a pig with three eyes? A piiig!"

"What is a Canadian's favorite nirvana song? All Apologies"

"That new movie called Erectile dysfunction What a flop."

"What do you call a vampire in a raincoat ? Mack-u-la !"

"Graphene can do everything... Except leave the lab. :)"

"Welcome to White Privilege 101, if you have no idea why you're here that's exactly why you're here."

"Why don't cannibals like to eat clowns? Chronic depression makes the meat a little tangy."

"What cat purrs more than any other ? Purrsians !"

"What did the mother Buffalo say when her boy left for college? BYE-SON!"