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Joke of the Day

"What did the mother Buffalo say when her boy left for college? BYE-SON!"

"TRUTH: cop teaches class on drug awareness ""honestly guys... pot isn't bad for you"" *class gives standing ovation* *cop starts breakdancing*"

"She's not a slut... She's just a weiner connoisseur."

"When I get on facebook I get excited when I see the red numbers over the globe thing until I open it and find it is for a stupid game request."

"What does a perverted cow do at night? Beef Jerkey"

"How do you know if your neighbor voted for Trump? They've got a big burning ""t"" in their yard."

"Why do Chinese people suck at soccer? Because every time they get a corner they open up a restaurant."

"I've got 99 problems but my battery is almost dead so I guess we'll have to talk about this later."

"It's stupid that ""girl"" and ""world"" are rhymed together so much in songs when ""squirrel"" is right there for the taking."

"What's furry has whiskers and chases outlaws ? A posse cat !"